The Aggressively Shy Girl

I like things that make me laugh. I like to watch, not really participate. I reblog. Get into it.

I fucking hate when people ask you for a favor, and then act real cavalier about it.  If I tell you to be here at 7 and you get here at 5 to 10, I’m not doing shit for you bruh, foh.  Especially since I lend you shit knowing I’m not getting it back.

The fatigue that comes with pre-diabetes is so real.

My Dad's response to his white co-workers making fun of his accent

  • White Co-Worker: That's not how you say it.
  • My Dad: But you knew what I meant so why do you have to make a big deal out of it.
  • White Co-Worker: Aww come on man, it's funny, lighten up will yah Nestor?
  • My Dad: You know I speak 5 languages, right? How many can you speak?
  • White Co-Worker: Just English
  • My Dad: Tell me something. What does a cow say?
  • White Co-Worker: Moo?
  • My Dad: That's right, the cows in my country say that too. You know why? They can only speak one language *walks away*
  • White Co-Worker: *sheds white tears*

Thanksgiving is in Philly this year!  And it won’t be at Boston Market or at work!!!

I need to know why my ex always pops up in October.  Like, what is that?!?