SUCH RIDING DIRTY
that gif is so usefUL
there are lots of…things happening in florida lately
Y’all done fucked around and rolled a 3 in Jumanji
^^^^ THAT LINE RIGHT THERE^^^^^
swerve on 10,000
The greatest rapper of all time died on March 9th #biggie #fdahype #march9th #ripbiggie
STOP. I CANT TAKE THIS
The picture taking device and all who I meet delight in my waxing corpulence, and I delight in swelling. Yet new horrors attend my every effort; even as my well-wishers enjoy my increasingly rounded form, as I wake I find the man who is not my mother gnawing toothlessly on my cheeks! And he is not alone. As the glowing orb in the sky disappears and my mother returns, they hold me up between me and gnaw in unison! My own mother!
I thought it impossible to lower my expectation of the man, but this betrayal by my mother is a new low for me. Still, somehow, after their mistreatment is done, still somehow my skin is unmarred. Obviously, the armor of righteousness is adamantine against the imprecations of my captors’ cannibalistic rites. But I cannot rest on my clear favor in the eyes of the gods. I am fighting fire with fire. Each digit that comes within my grasp, I thrust in to my mouth before they can resist. Thumbs first, I will win this battle of attrition.
(This was too great not to share!)
Submitted By: Thomas D.
Location: Ohio, United States
Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found
Here are some fun sites
Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics
Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli
Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies
*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*
You’ll be okay, friend <3
i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now
"Bruh…they said they giving me 15 to life."
"Nigga, you LION…"
The Meryl-Pharrell GIF you knew you needed. With bonus hat.
this shit just happened. what kind of quick shit are ya’ll on??? lol
Queen Meryl being flawless as usual
Tumblr never disappoints…
I live for stuff like this!
She still remembers the fight I had with my friend on Valentines Day, over a cookie, smh.
Seeing her again was definitely a throwback!
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