I fucking hate when people ask you for a favor, and then act real cavalier about it. If I tell you to be here at 7 and you get here at 5 to 10, I’m not doing shit for you bruh, foh. Especially since I lend you shit knowing I’m not getting it back.
The fatigue that comes with pre-diabetes is so real.
My Dad's response to his white co-workers making fun of his accent
- White Co-Worker: That's not how you say it.
- My Dad: But you knew what I meant so why do you have to make a big deal out of it.
- White Co-Worker: Aww come on man, it's funny, lighten up will yah Nestor?
- My Dad: You know I speak 5 languages, right? How many can you speak?
- White Co-Worker: Just English
- My Dad: Tell me something. What does a cow say?
- White Co-Worker: Moo?
- My Dad: That's right, the cows in my country say that too. You know why? They can only speak one language *walks away*
- White Co-Worker: *sheds white tears*
Thanksgiving is in Philly this year! And it won’t be at Boston Market or at work!!!
I need to know why my ex always pops up in October. Like, what is that?!?
as both a Harmonizer and a Mixer, I now have yet another girlgroup to fangirl over. Welcome Beatz
Girlgroups taking over the world.
I was NOT expecting thatOh myyyyyy
THIS IS THE SICKEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN GOOD LORD YES
Can I keep them pls and thx