I've become a Tumblr cat lady. Fight me! You can't beat me. All praises due to Sweet Brown, patron saint of No Time for Fuckery!

22nd May 2013

Photoset reblogged from Pretty, Funny, Sexy, or Cool with 60,607 notes

sorenthan:

vodka-fashion-ps3:

doctordonna10:

tdalitt:

detectiveintraining:

i lost my shit at thor and haWKEYE HELP I’VE FALLED OVER AND I CAN’T GET UP

LMFAO.

THE LOKI ONE THOUGH UNF

Yes Sir Loki lol

And Loki for the win *kneels*

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21st May 2013

Post reblogged from Wait, What? with 491,388 notes

Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

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21st May 2013

Photoset reblogged from Something Clever This Way Comes... with 19,175 notes

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21st May 2013

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vurtual:

Fire in the Sky (by Dion1975)

vurtual:

Fire in the Sky (by Dion1975)

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21st May 2013

Photo reblogged from We're not in Wonderland anymore. with 4,884 notes

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21st May 2013

Photo reblogged from Mofongo and Matzo Balls. with 420 notes

ramblingsofanurbanjawn:

mafashions:

Lmaoo #repost @young_cleopatra


lmfao


I was not expecting to enjoy this story so much. Still laughing!

ramblingsofanurbanjawn:

mafashions:

Lmaoo #repost @young_cleopatra


lmfao


I was not expecting to enjoy this story so much. Still laughing!

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20th May 2013

Chat reblogged from House of Flying Swagger with 16,291 notes

Sleep Habits of the Zodiac

  • ♈ Aries: Aries are a hyperactive sign and tend to have sleeping troubles. Their dreams are often intense and vivid, They find it very hard to wind down at night and ignore the health benefits of good sleep. Slide sleeping is known to improve sleep quality
  • ♉ Taurus: Sleep can be very fitful for Taurus if they are not comfortable. They are especially sensitive to their environment. They tend to sleep long and appreciate bed time. Meaningful dreams. Sleep best in company.
  • ♊ Gemini: Gemini can survive off a fairly minimal amount of sleep - but it eventually catches up with them. Their minds are always racing in overdrive so sleep never comes easily. Many see sleep as an inconvenience and insomnia as productive 'extra' time
  • ♋ Cancer: Cancer can have restless sleep patterns because they are likely to suffer nightmares a lot. Bedtime is especially volatile for Cancer because they dwell in all their troubles before sleep. They usually never feel completely 'awake'
  • ♌ Leo: Most Leo are back sleepers and tend to drift off quite easily; unless they are stressed. They appreciate bed time and like to sleep amongst the most luxurious and sensuous of sheets and linen. Meaningful and precognitive dreams
  • ♍ Virgo: Virgo cannot sleep if they are stressed or in an environment of disorder. Their chronic habit of overthinking makes it difficult for them to wind down before bed. They function most well when they have obtained a 'sleep schedule'
  • ♎ Libra: Libra swing between sleeping too much and not enough. They can survive on minimal sleep for a short period then literally spend days in bed. A balanced sleep pattern is a good sign of inner equilibrium for Libra
  • ♏ Scorpio: Scorpio's sleep is directed by their state of moods. A 'lifted' Scorpio will survive off minimal sleep - pushing bed time back as late as possible as they fall into their concentrated obsessions. An unhappy Scorpio will become very hypersomniac and need a lot of sleep
  • ♐ Sagittarius: Sagittarius can survive off a minimal sleep arrangement but tend to naturally exhaust themselves through the day. They can put off bed time by becoming too excited or hyper about things at night. Occasionally restless, meaningful dreams
  • ♑ Capricorn: Capricorn appreciate their sleep and try to get as much as possible - knowing it is within their best interests. A stressed Capricorn will have pronounced sleep troubles - insomnia is a sign of great inner distress for this sign
  • ♒ Aquarius: have pronounced sleep troubles and tend to be restless and uncomfortable in sleep. Their racing thoughts make it hard for them to wind down at night and their use of technology and reading before bed compounds their minimal sleep
  • ♓ Pisces: Sleep is opium for Pisceans; and out of all the zodiac, they need the most hours. Their receptive nature means they are drained by others and sleep restores their energy reserves. Many never feel truly 'awake'; they tend to have vivid and meaningful dreams

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20th May 2013

Photo reblogged from We're not in Wonderland anymore. with 120,339 notes

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20th May 2013

Photo reblogged from Big Areolas are Better! with 241 notes

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20th May 2013

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yuradec:

A Seven Nation Army couldn’t hold me back.

I’m love this song!!!

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19th May 2013

Photo reblogged from We're not in Wonderland anymore. with 2,020 notes

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19th May 2013

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Now watching: In Too Deep.

I saw this at the movies with my mom, lol!!!!

19th May 2013

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This movie, Haywire, is the worst movie ever!!! There is hardly any dialogue and it’s dragging on. I have to see how it ends though.

19th May 2013

Photoset reblogged from House of Flying Swagger with 18,340 notes

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thegoddamazon:

dansphalluspalace:

helikiaslegacy:

tehjai:

cistevihad:

thedaggyone:

dspki:

brotherhoot:

What is your Assassin name?

Short Turkey XD

Bloody Blade. Aw yeah.

fuckin… Shadow Shadow

well who the fuck invited Shadow Shadow

>.< Hidden Night… I can live with that.

man

It would have been better as Novice Novice

Hidden Wing. Aww shit son.

Hidden killer.
Buwahahaha

Bloody Killer muhfucka

Hidden Eagle Nigga

Novice Eagle

Eye Shadow -__-

Night Eagle Moon

somebody gotta dah!

Fallen Eagle

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19th May 2013

Photoset reblogged from Wait, What? with 44,441 notes

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